Communicating at its Finest

Sometimes when Scott and I first wake up in the morning, we have some funny conversations.

C: “Your leg is kind of hurting me.”
S: “Do you need a back scratch?”
C: “….Your leg is kind of hurting me.”
S. “Oh, sorry.”

C: “I dreamed that I took a pregnancy test and it said I was pregnant.”
S: “Wow. Well that’s exciting news!”
C: “Honey, you heard the part where I said it was a dream right?”
S: “….Oh.”