Flying Powers

Enjoy some quotes from my primary class yesterday:

Me:"Ok, Sunbeam 1, come on up here and tell us what sound a car makes."
Sunbeam 1 comes to the front of the class and takes off his glasses.
Me: "Why did you take off your glasses?"
Sunbeam 1: "Cars don't wear glasses."
Sunbeam 2: "Cars also don't wear shirts!"
Me: "Ok we're done with this exercise."

Me: "Can you come up to the front and put the picture of Joseph Smith on the board?"
Sunbeam stands in front of the board trying to decide where to put the picture.
Sunbeam: Does Joseph Smith have flying powers?
Me: ...No.
Sunbeam: Ok.
Sunbeam places Joseph Smith at the very bottom of the board.

Sunbeam: "Treasures aren't for Jesus's, they're for pirates!"

Me: Ok everyone, we're going to head outside.  Remember we're on a secret mission to walk quietly down the hall.
Sunbeam: There might be monsters we need to get past.
Me: Ok.
Sunbeam: Here, I have an invisible sword for you.
Reaches in pants and pulls out invisible sword and hands it to me.
Me: Thank you.
Sunbeam: Wait, I also have an invisible holster.