A few nights ago we were flipping through channels and came
across a news report on the necessity of chimpanzee sanctuaries for
test-victims. Basically, there are a lot
of chimpanzees who are part of scientific tests and aren’t allowed outside. Now the monkey activists petition to build
“sanctuaries” for them to live in. I was
highly entertained by this news story. I
realize the intent was probably not to entertain, but the footage was awesome.
Here’s why:
1. One of the test monkeys has been carrying around a sponge-bob stuffed animal for the past three years. I was laughing so hard when I saw that.
1. One of the test monkeys has been carrying around a sponge-bob stuffed animal for the past three years. I was laughing so hard when I saw that.
2. The chimps like picture books, and they turn the
pages and just stare at the pictures. It’s
true. I saw it.
3. They let a few test-monkeys into a sanctuary, and
they were really tentative about that.
Then, they got really excited and started hugging. This one really did tug on my entertained
heart strings. The world needs more
hugging monkeys.
I realize this is a really juvenile post; but if you had
seen it, you’d be entertained too (and feel the need to tell everyone about it
as I am doing right now). I will not
consent to getting a pet dog, but a chimpanzee?
Maybe.


Those poor monkeys... I say BYU should build sanctuaries for students to go to after finals week and other similar events. Sanctuaries with picture books.
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